4:30 AM Battle Start: AC hostel twin alarm explodes (₹13k/month, girls' tower face-locked). Corridor chai boss serves ₹40 ginger blast + mathri. 90% UP-Bihar crew detonates WhatsApp: "Today's ENT case list hacked?"
5:45 AM Campus Invasion: 5-min e-auto (₹22) storms Rangpur Medical College. Physiology practical detonates—Indian HOD rips Ganong in combat English. AIIMS syllabus twin: PCB furnace years 1-2, clinical carnage year 3+.
9 AM Ordnance Drop: Canteen grabs paneer roll + sol kadhi (₹35). Malayali girls seize hostel soya chunks menu (mutton kosha veg alt ₹165 thali), Kota boys blueprint weekend Sreemangal tea estate raid. Ragging outlawed—govt brother-sister code only.
10:30 AM Hospital Hellfire: 25,000-bed clinical monster. COPD exacerbations, lap hernia repairs—case apocalypse swallows Indian privates. "Year 3 se main first surgeon," Varanasi's Rudra bellows from OT.
12:30 PM Tactical Feast: Hostel war kitchen fires chicken chettinad (tofu masala ₹160). 60-min reload, dadji video call: "Perimeter safe?" "Thermal cams everywhere baba!"
2:30 PM Lab Extermination: Biochemistry enzyme kinetics, English-only kill questions. Platoon drills Harrison's via Discord.
7:30 PM Dhaka Frontline: Jhalmuri attack carts (₹55), Hindi film hoardings everywhere. Girls' citadel seals 9:45 PM retina-secure.
9 PM FMGE Slaughter Pen: Prepladder bloodbath (99% college FMGE rate). "Exposure nukes Philippines," year 6 Kriti confirms.
11:45 PM Tactical Shutdown: College rap battle clips on TikTok. Vascular posting tomorrow.
Study MBBS in Bangladesh = desi vibes + doctor factory. ₹60L cap, 20-min home flights. DGHS 2026 incoming!
Fast Facts:
Cuisine? Veg warzone daily
Girls? Biometric fortress
FMGE? 99% kill rate
Chai explosion to scrubs supremacy—MD forged!